>>41280511
>The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weight

What a bunch of dummies to not have a Rosetta type probe waiting on standby for this sort of mission. They look like FOOLS, dont they? Like they're asleep at their desks. See how they scramble to get glimpses of 3I/atlas from Mars probes. Like the didnt do their homework and are turning in a rushed assignment. Remember that OumaMoua was 10 years ago. 10 years they've had to prepare for this moment, and they blew it. Womp womp. Now all they can do is speculate, like schizo youtubers, reading tea leaves and interpreting dreams.
>um uh uh its like.. off gassing, but not really.. its big... and rocky... orrr maybe metalic.. we dont really know because its behind the sun and we cant see it...

What an embarrassment.

>>510443242
Was his kid shitting on the sidewalk again? Can't they assign someone from the secret service team to pooper scooper duty? It's unbecoming of a vice president to be seen doing that in public.

>>212444194
Withhold her food, obviously.
I'm over here, divulging secret wisdom, begging and sobbing for you to listen. And you people can only naysay and nitpick.

>but what if she eats snacks?
>but she hates to walk..
>but her feet hurt..
>but its hot. But its cold. But its raining..
>but I dont have le time for that..
ENOUGH!
Heed my advice, or suffer the fate of the plapjack.