>>514229410
>loses crimean war
Against a coalition of Ottoman Empire, France, Britain and Sicily, basically WW0. Didn't pay contribution, pretty much ended in a draw.
>loses japanese war
Imagine you have a newly launched single-track railway connecting your European base and the empty Far East while your enemy has a whole war theater by its side, state-of-the-art warships aided by Britain and the Anglo-Japanese alliance. And still the farthest your enemy can push out of itself isn't even Harbin or even Changchun, it's Mukden. You're slowly accumulating your troops on the Far East for a decisive counter-offensive. And then suddenly your ally betrays you signing an entente with your enemy - the British which results in 2 years of revolutionary chaos which makes you sign the peace treaty. And then the chaos suddenly ends as soon as you give up and sign an entente with Britain which gets you involved in WWI.
>loses WW1
I thought the Bolshevik gypsoids signed the Brest-Litovsk treaty and not Russia.
>loses civil war (bolsheviks won)
It was the Reds vs the Reds (Whites), hence the civil war.

I don't care about the rest. Russia ended in 1917. It was a super young, fragile, inexperienced yet powerful country that didn't make it through the 20th century. But it was MY country. And it's all our fault we couldn't protect our home.

And now you better tell me how the German bund managed to lose the first Schleswig war against Denmark.