I have a question for /g/ regulars.

Why do you come here, what is it that you gain?

Me?
>I have a good paying job.
>My time is extremely valuable
>I have no time for memes or video games
>I have no time to install Linux
>I use professional software that are backed by serious companies

I come here on my launch breaks and browse for like 2.3 minutes, check out the catalog and immediately bail, because every thread is garbage.