>>58508451
>buying spats
>buying
False, each and every pair of Sapphire's spats are lovingly custom made for her massive cheeks by Ruby. He literally taught himself to sew and became a professional tailor just for this one purpose, because Sapphire dumpy deserves nothing less.
>They go through 400 a year on average.
This is true though.

>>58268377
Tailoring custom spats for Sapphire!
Designing a wedding dress for Sapphire!
Sticking your dick in Sapphire!
Committing suicide for Sapphire!