>WITH MY WEEKLY ALLOWANCE I LOVE TO SPEND IT ALL ON FRESHLY IMPORTED BABY MACAQUES! I LOVE SHOVING THEM INTO A BLENDER AND SEEING HOW FAST I CAN MAKE THEIR PATHETIC BABY MONKEY BODIES SPIN IN IT AS IT FILLS WITH THEIR BLOOD AND ALL THEIR BONES BREAK! I LOVE FEEDING THE DEAD BABY MONKEY SLUDGE TO IT'S SIBLINGS AS I ATTACH THEM TO A DRILL AND SPIN THEM AROUND LIKE A FIDGET SPINNER!!