Kinda tame by the standards here, but I just want a woman to sit on my face and blast gas in my nose and mouth while she rambles on about whatever nonsense pops into her brain, or reads her books or whatever. Preferably if she has IBS and is super insecure about it so we can fix that

On the 1 in a billion chance any woman wants to actually talk about this: gaschan@protonmail.com