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>flirts with other guys
NO! Shut up!
>gets drunk easily
Stop making shit up about my husband.
>You have to go shopping with him
getting to choose sexy underwear +
>Has a dick
This is a good thing.
>traps are gay
correct

>Has boobs
Coward. If you aren't for small/non-existent boobs on your reverse trap, you're a poser.
>Has no dick
Indeed
>Still gayer than liking normal women and you just gotta live with that.

I shall add both to my harem.
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