ARE YOU BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18 AND 25? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ALREADY ARE, OR ARE REQUIRED TO BE SIGNED UP FOR THE SELECTIVE SERVICE, ALSO KNOWN AS: THE DRAFT.

DONT WORRY, YOUR GENERALLY ALREADY SIGNED UP AT 18, OR WHEN YOU GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE, AND THATS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE FAILURE TO DO SO IS A FELONY AND MAY BE PUNISHED WITH A FINE OF UP 250 GRAND AND/OR 5 YEARS IN FEDERAL PRISON, AS WELL AS FORFEITURE OF ALL FEDERAL BENEFITS. THIS APPLIES EVEN IF YOU ARE OVER 25 AND SIMPLY MISSED AND DID NOT KNOW, UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE WHY YOU FAILED TO SIGN UP.

CHECK HERE AT https://www.sss.gov/ WITH YOUR SSN TO SEE IF YOU ARE ALREADY SIGNED UP

and dont you worry, fellas, despite the government literally being shut down, and all other functions of selective service currently being paused, registrations are still being process automatically!