>can't grind for levels/resources
>hates runbacks
>can't adapt
>no pattern recognition
Do they not realize that they are functionally immortal in videogames? Why is that taken for granted? Unlimited lives to try again and again until it clicks, is that not enough of an advantage? Why do they want everything handed to them on a silver platter? Why are they so fucking lame?

I'm going to sleep and play it tomorrow. I'm too old (36) for this "playing until sunrise" shit. Getting a good night's sleep is important, you irresponsible little bastards.

Take some time off from school or work tomorrow, order a pizza, and start playing in the morning. That's how you do it.