Now, I'm the king of the riggers
Oh, the tourney VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a Ms. /co/, anon
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other anons
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna shitpost like you
Rig like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be an anon too