You sure you don't want to learn 1+1=2, bro?
>ya im good, dw about it, you have fun tho
You sure man? Not even basic geometry? Seems like it could be pretty useful stuff.
>circles and triangles? na, just gotta climb tree get fruit bro, why make things more complicated?

So on and so forth. Every bad decision obligates a new division, a new species, one superior in its simplicity, one superior in its creative and destructive potential.

You sure you don't want to learn to be an astronaut, earther? Seems like being able to travel to other suns could be pretty useful stuff.