>“Luffy! Did I ever tell you about the time I chased a Sea King across the entire Calm Belt on a door plank tied together with old mop handles? I was stationed near G-2 back then, bored outta my damn mind, no real pirates worth punching. So I see this Sea King, big as a mountain! I thought to myself, Garp, if that thing eats another battleship, you’re never gonna hear the end of it from Sengoku. So I ripped the door off the barracks, and used my teeth to tie it to two mop handles, made a kind of sea-sled? So I’m skimming across the Calm Belt, right, shadowing a Sea King, and right as I'm about to get to her she sneezes. Sneezes Luffy! Nearly blew me back to Loguetown! Reminded me of that time I arm-wrestled a Humandrill in the New World. Anyway... what was I saying? Oh...right. Mary Geoise has a right to defend itself.