>russia economy will collapse in two more weeks (2025)
>sanctions will save ukranda and collapse ruzzia (2025)
>we don't need pokrovsk anyways
>we don't need kostiantynivka anyways
>projecting my gay fetish on /chug/ will save ukranda
>astroturfing /pol/ with my discord and my telegram circlejerk will surely save ukranda
>projecting my race mixing BBC fetish on russia will save ukranda (it has to work this time)
>putin will save ukranda by cucking (2025)
>putin is a cuck and he is cucking hard lol, it's over
>but at the same time we are also going to kill him because he is cucking in our favor
>putin cucked hard, but for some reason we didn't accept his offer
>ruzzia has no tanks lol, it was revealed to me in a dream
>russia will run out of potatoes (may)
>russia will run out of potatoes (june)
>russia will run out of potatoes (someday we will get it right)
>ruzzia is not running out of potatoes because they are stealing from belarus
>belarus will run out of potatoes (august)
phew
that's a long list of lies
and that list is outdated, I need to update when I get some free time
bonus and future /k/opes:
>we don't need ukraine anyways
>despite ukranda being the best country ever, every hohol nationalist in on canada, finland or poland and they don't want to go back
>putler will save ukranda (the ultimate cope v1)
>actually we won somehow (the ultimate cope v2)
>90~95% interception rate against missiles, every kinzhal intercepted
>okay, maybe we don't have 90~95% interception rate
>okay, maybe we can't intercept shit, but we never said we had a 90~95% interception rate
>okay, maybe we lost, but we could have won if we wanted to
>okay, we couldn't win even if we wanted to, but we only lost because the west didn't send enough weapons
