>>516629446

Strangely, my best piece of advice for you would be to find a semi-retarded girl, like the kinds that used to work at malls cleaning up the food court, sniff her out and if you can't find anything amiss, jump on her, marry her ass, and plant a baby in her as soon as you can. The 'eggs going bad' meme is no joke and I know WAY more women who had kids late who had fucked up kids (mostly autistic, etc) than had normal kids. There's actually like 2-3 ladies I met who I considered so ridiculously 'mid' I couldn't think of them as anything more than a sister and now I realize they were the best chance I could have had at a traditional 'happily married' life.