>>95836758
In Quaram is even funnier.
>God: I will make humanity the center of my Creation.
>Satan: Humans suck. That's dumb and you are dumb.
>God: I will have to punish you for that.
>Satan: If you have to punish me, then let my punishment be having the power to tempt humans and do whatever I want on Earth
>God: Huh, you know what, that seems fire. Sure, go for it.