Hey japs,

My name is Schwarzkof, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are yellow-skinned, squint-eyed backstabbers who spend every second of their day masturbating with used panties. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun impaling chinese babies on your bayonets because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than feeling up schoolgirls on the train.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the AMERICAN football team, and top of my baseball team (yeah, you chinks might have stolen this sport but it's still the AMERICAN pastime). What sports do you play other than "get blown up by nukes"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot stealth plane robot (She just flew me to Alaska; Shit was SO cash). You are all yellow monkeys who should just jump in front of a bullet train. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my AMERICAN gun (right to bear arms, coward nips)