>I just don’t wanna mess this relationship up :P
>*Taylor opens her mouth*
>Smartest woman in the world
>Greatest songwriter of all time
>*Taylor uses a four syllable word*
>Holy cow
>She’s a walking dictionary
>You’re so hot when you use big words baby
>*Taylor mentions she’s never been an athlete*
>Nah she’s a great athlete
>Taylor: No, I’m really not
>Greatest athlete I’ve ever seen
>Taylor: *getting exasperated* It’s ok for me to not be an athlete. I’m not an athlete
>Her physical therapy is even crazier than mine
>There is no way I could walk on the treadmill for as long as she does
>You should see her throw a spiral
>Taylor: He’s such a nice guy
>Let me hold your album cover up for the audience sweetie
She’s dry as sandpaper just so you guys know