You FOOL! You fell right for my ruse! Just right now, you had FUN, did you not? AHA! Surely now, you will no longer want to DIE? To cast aside your LIFE to restore your family's HONOUR! NAY! You will live, looking for more FUN in the FUTURE! Ah, if only you noticed my dastardly trickery sooner, you wouldn't have to continue living with your family, who loves you.