>>514092653
>you don't think the president literally dodging a bullet was a little hacky? I mean, who would believe that shit?
you cant walk up to someone and tap them on the shoulder anymore, you have to hit them with a hammer. the masses were and still are asleep, so you need blunt force tropes
>oh shit that's true, I forgot all about that beef
todd’s a colossal dick
>it's all yours, now blurb the blur
roger dodger

that analogy needs like 8 less words in it and it still wouldnt be good
>>510689507
>you should hear my thanksgiving rant about how drunk driving laws are unconstitutional bullshit. there IS suck a thing as safe drunk driving (while speeding). it's just good, clean fun.
insanely based and i probably agree with it too. we went for well over a century without them, we dont need em
>owls gotta be the most esoteric animal
oh hell yeah
>>510689552
disputed authorship? i didnt know that
i invite you both to now watch this cheese
i mean blur

>>507360140
>Democrats being murdered by other Democrats for not being leftist enough
>murdered in the name of a protest organized by Democrats against Trump
And Trump will get blamed for it as we slip deeper into Clownworld.