>Royal Aggro Nightmare Royal Royal Artifact
I didn't want this nor did I deserve it. I made a shitton of misplays in game 2 and could've easily died to almost anything but I got extremely lucky and he had nothing. In games 3 and 4 I got gigafucked early but I somehow fluked into a win in game 4 when he ran out of efficient clears for my board vomit so I won the grind while at like 4HP.
Game 5 was some guy with like 3k BP who actually spooked me because I had no way to deal with coin Alouette but thankfully he had to coin cannon instead and then his final turn just completely disrespected my potential to deal damage from hand.
Thanks for asking.