>>519741122
>causes an Africa-tier economic crisis on the country with the biggest oil reserves in the world
>causes a Syria-like immigration crisis in which 20 % of the population leaves the country despite no civil war
>sends violent prisoners and gang members across the continent
>funds left-wing political parties accross the continent
>gives safe haven to guerrillas such as FARC and ELN
>allows the chinks to destroy some of the most beautiful parts of the rainforest to pay debts he incurred to finance his corruption
>frequently tortures and kills protesters
>facilitates drug, weapon and people trafficking accross the region
>"omg why people want him out it must be da joos"
If anything the real tragedy is that Colombia, Brazil, Panama, Ecuador, Peru and Bolivia should be the ones to organize an army and kill the motherfucker.

They all share geopolitical interests but more than that all of them except Brazil share language, origin and a big part of their history. Why the fuck can't they ever cooperate? Even fucking France and Italy can cooperate when it counts.