Seriously, whats wrong with staying home and playing minecraft?

A few months ago:
>THE EYEBROWS ARE TOO THIN
>DIFFERENT JACKET
>THEY CAN'T PROVE IT WAS HIM
>PLANTED EVIDENCE
>MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE
>LUIGI IS A PATSY
>JURY NULLIFICATION
>GANGS WILL HELP BREAK HIM OUT FOR SOLIDARITY WITH THE UNDERCLASS
Now:
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