>>514847624
this is a hell of a post and it needs to be isolated and studied. i dont remember that one at all though but it sounds like you got something out of it
>>514847694
THATS A THING?!
>>514847705
>they just download directly into their brains
hasnt that nearly killed keanu reeves characters like 2 or 3 times now?
>I've dealt with the fairer sex so I have some idea and can relate to that feel
you get me
>it's more than one I'm afraid but there's no time to think about that because it's time to blur
aaron rogers

>>513680697
lel
>>513680773
sleep meds are for fighting off when they hit juuuuuuuuust right and get the creative juices going
>>513680871
>I don't know if there's really anyway out of it but drinking boiled pureed chicken breast every day of your life
we will see, im optimistic still
>it sounds like a dangerous timebomb is building inside you
my bowels are a little fucky (genetics) but otherwise fine
>how you gonna run up on me like "WHO CARES FAGGOT I JUST WON THE LOTTERY FUCK YOU" like I'm not gonna blow the top of your head off?
the most common and natural reaction to meeting new vegas’s best character

>>513597207
>spicolas and the groypers have decided that Newscum is BASED and if you disagree you're jewish, and they've been spamming a billion threads to that effect
>
holy fucking shit, thats the worst thing ive ever seen and ive had to clean up a dead kitten that was…. “in an advanced state of decay”
extremely based filename too, fellow lovitz appreciator
>>513597320
hehehehehehe

>34 time convicted felon
>elected president of the united states in a landslide victory

when i agreed to give my friend’s novel a once over before it got published i didnt think the word “futanari” would appear in whole (or at all) over 47 times. use your fucking words, girl. i dont know who this is for but a 4 syllable word that isnt pleasant to the eye or ear should not be used unless you’re an obscure new england horror writer.
“nigger” did come up once though so this is getting my stamp of approval
anyway i snapped my toilet brush handle into 3 pieces now so nn frens

>rekt
yeah ive never seen a future candidate given so much positive attention by the opposition party before.
he has a sense of humor and he thinks the edits are funny, so im not sure what theyre trying to accomplish
>>512427827
>still I appreciate the moral support
any time
>thank you fren, but I certainly do appreciate the firsthand evidence of just how bad things really are every day
we are the ones who seem born to watch
>that's a good problem to have, I'd say there's no wrong time to consume large quantities of beef
agreed but im also doing intermittent fasting and feeling good besides feeling hungry so i dont know.
but at least i DIDNT GET MY NOSE BITTEN OFF BY A SAIGON WHORE
>we're past midweek so the comf has increased, and the best is yet to come. thought about Trump standing on the roof of the white house because he felt like it a few times at work today. what a madlad.
man if i had free run of the fuckin white house id be in every last room. theyd get fucking tired of me but they couldnt do shit about it. you better believe id be on the fucking roof too, i bet theres cool shit up there
>>512427913
>a once great gamer once said "i refuse" in regards to something in 2016 and i will leave it at that
ill get you one day
>they just know kino but i don't like 8 episode seasons for that adds up to only 96 minutes of show
i dont like it either but the animation is varied and sometimes fucking great, like what they did with hell.

hol up are the bongs really banned?

>he thinks im here to improve the world he turned to shit
lol
>>509890966
>begun, the meatball wars have
i bet dewback tastes alright
>clussyposter is a testament to the eternal nature of the indomitable human spirit
hes an inspiration to us all and hes a good fren

>>509800415
how is that different than any other day, frendo?
>>509800467
this
>>509800529
also this

>>508843692
>Donald Trump is still the Potus and the hoes are still mad about it. they've been mad so long that they don't even remember why their mad. they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
never going to get tired of that news, fren.
i hope the night finds you swol in only the right ways

my grandmother “fell” in the shower again and the orderly at the old folks home had to help her out again. i say “fell” because grammy’s in great shape for 81 and it only ever happens when the one guy is on the clock. we all know what she’s up to but we’ve all agreed we’re doing fuck all about it because (as absolutely revolting as it is to imagine) if she wants to try and hit that then who are we to stop her?
anyway, try to reach 300 in the next 30 minutes, i want to post in a fresh bread
nn

crazy tomboy multiclassed into noticer earlier
next thread plz, i refuse to post more here

>>507301994
>That and people thinking WW3 is just a moment away from happening.
orange man bad after all. i havent lost a blink of sleep