>be glasses femlala who's hard up for Gil (only 16m to my name, need 50 for a large house + another 50 to furnish it)
>see an ad in pf about a brothel rp house that's in need of staff. "all are welcome"
>apply despite being a lalafell, and to my surprise, they accept me
>apparently there's a steady demand for lalafell who erp like tataru/momodi, aka the middle aged horny gremlin archetype
>try to fill this role, but am way too forward and just end up saying shit like pic related
>scare away clients
>get put on an improvement plan
>don't actually improve
>get in trouble after "rushing things" with a highlander who wanted to take it slow but never indicated as such, and then complained about it to my manager
>get fired after leaving a string of unsatisfied customers in my wake, given a severance package of like 3m gil
>...
>now have 19m to my name, only 81m to go
I'll keep you updated.