Once I worked in a field crew, 3 weeks on, 1 week off. They tried to make it unisexual for government funding. We build fences and trails and campgrounds and stuff, and didn't get to shower most of the time.

Afterward I was on Tinder and found a girl from my crew, big nose ring, looked like a cow. I matched with her. I said "how's that milk" she said "see for yourself" and sent me her address, but I never went there because it seemed like a violation of my professional responsibilities