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You think Mario has ever been sitting down to dinner with Peach and slowly begins to silently wonder if anything happened between Bowser and her? To us the turtles in the Mario Bros universe are cartoony and cute but to Mario they just look like realistic turtles, you'd think after encountering so many he would have noticed how big their d*cks are.

Also, Mario and Bowser have been acquaintances in some games so it's reasonable to assume that he would have seen Bowser's massive dragon turtle d*ck when taking a piss break with him.