WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT GRANDPA PLAYING DONKEY KONG?

Is this what we do now? Just scrape the bottom of the barrel of video game drama for something to post?

I don't care if he cheated or not. Is anyone out there trying to play Donkey Kong for eight hours straight to beat him? I don't think anyone cares at all.

It's literally all he has. Instead of living a life he chose to harass people over video game scores from 1982. Do you want to take that from him? What's he going to do without his scores? Write a biography about his interesting life of feeding quarters into a beep-boop arcade machine? Holy shit.