Good mornin to you /co/, I hope all y'all white folk are havin' a blessed day. Remember a vote for Uncle Ruckus, no relation, is a vote AGAINST that bagel munchin' rock golem and his niggerboo gorilla noise he featured in. VOTE RUCKUS!

I must say, it is an honor to be participatin' in this here tourney with so many other lovely white folk. I don't know what race Thang here is but I know them darkies don't crack cause they always hootin' bout it with they fat monkey lips and peanut brains. This Thang gentleman here is all cracks 'cross his body so I know he ain't a spade but a man sufferin' from a skin condition like yours truly. Maybe I drive up to that baxter buildin' and see if they got a cure for the revitiligo. Oh yeah, vote Uncle Ruckus. No relation.