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OY VEY TIME FOR METZITZAH B'PEH MY BOROTHERS
TIME TO ENJOY HELLMANS MAYONNAISE AND ONLY HELLMANS MAYONNAISE FOREVER
NO MUSTARD
NO KETCHUP (EXCEPT FOR MUH DADDY)
I LOVE PLAIN FOOD
BREAD WITH MAYONNAISE
PLAIN CHIPS WITH MAYONNAISE
PLAIN I SAID
PLAIN
SOUR CREAM AND ONION IS WOKE!
BARBEQUE IS TOO WOKE!
ANYTHING SPICY THAT GIVES MY TENDER TUMMY THE SHITS IS WOKE!

MEXICAN FOOD IS THE DEVIL IT GIVES ME THE RUNS!

I ONLY EAT BEEF AND BEEF ALONE
BEEF
BURNT BEEF AT THAT

MMMMMMM BURNT BEEF HARD AS A BRICK

SO MANLY TO HAVE TO CHEW THROUGH IT AND BREAK MY HALF ROTTEN TEETH ON IT

*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
DADDY LOVES BURNT STEAK WITH KETCHUP BUT I ARGUE WITH HIM THAT MAYONNAISE IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE WHITE POWER CONDIMENT *I yell at my orange daddygod about the best condiment, cosplaying as a white supremacist while I'm really a glowniggerjew*