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>different night
>same parking lot
>find an old head gasket just chilling next to a light pole
>"who the fuck leaves a head gasket laying here"
>toss it right in the middle of the lane
>10 minutes later
>nig on a hayabusa hauling ass up the lane
>tries to do a stoppy
>hits front brake
>front tire stops on the head gasket I threw earlier
>bike now sliding ass up on the head gasket
>bike goes forward then tumbles
>nig eats shit and the bike is wrecked
>fat nerdy white kid points at me and says "I'm not with him"
>nig never found out I threw the gasket
>mfw I wrecked a nigs busa™ penalty free