Fake announcement that 4chan is launching 4chan2, a brave new suite of improvements that will make posting easier, more private, and more fun:
>"we're announcing that from now on we'll only be accepting webp and webm files. jepgs, pngs, and gifs are considered obsolete"
>please enter your date of birth in order to post outside of 4channel. those suspected of falsifying their date of birth must submit a photocopy of their driver's licence in order to post further
>4chan is partnering with Twitter and Twitch to bring access to microblogging and streaming directly onto 4chan. You can instantly post a thread on 4chan from your twitter feed, and vice versa. /vt/ will gain access to streaming services using Twitch beginning in June.
>the use of adblockers will result in the captcha failing to load, please disable adblockers to post on 4chan
>new boards: /actually good b/ where any post deemed to be of low quality will be banned, /slow pol/ where you can only post every five minutes, and /vt2/ which will cover all vtubers with names beginning with n through z (a through m will be restricted to /vt1/)
>4chan NFTs will launch in September