>Oh, hey Bender. You're probably wondering where the TV is.
>Yeah, I was wondering why the remote wasn't responding... and that there's an empty space where the TV should be.
>So, basically, these three repair guys came knocking on our door, said something about an outbreak of parasites that reside in people's televisions, and that they'd be happy to fumigate it for the low price of 25 cents. Obviously, I couldn't say no.
>Did they say when they'd bring it back?
>You know... now that I think about it, they didn't.
>Fry, were you scammed by those weird looking Canadian kids again?
>They always lure me in with great deals...