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WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LIEUTENANT?!! WE'RE BARELY HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST THREAD MORE THAN FOUR HOURS AFTER PREGAME STARTED! IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR THE SHOW TO START YOU IP RANGE BLOCKED SHIT FOR BRAINS! WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT? WHAT KIND OF MADE UP IMAGINARY SHIT FOR SKIN IDJIT HOLIDAY IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW THAT HAS EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE?! I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY YOU COULD PARTY TONIGHT, LIEUTENANT! YOU GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE, DOWNLOAD NORDVPN, AND WAIT THE 120 SECOND TIMER TO SHITPOST US TO THREAD #2 YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER OR I'M SURE AS FUCK GONNA MAKE YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING, YOU PANSY LITTLE FRUITCAKES?!

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASING IT WITH?

THOUGHTS ON GAMESCOM OR ANY GAME NEWS RELEASED THIS WEEK

RIP KINGCOBRAJFS, RAISE UP YOUR GLASS IN SOLIDARITY YOU FUCKWIT

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AAAAAGGHHHHH I HAD AN ENTIRE MONOLGOUE PLANNED, BUT I MISPLACED IT IN THE LATRINES, LIEUTENANT! IT'S OVER! THERE'S NO MORAL FOR THIS WEEK'S RITUAL POST! NO LESSON TO BE HAD! IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS OVER! IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE OVER THAN THIS!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EATING YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT

AND WHAT ARE YA CHASIN' IT WITH?

Thoughts on Dragon Ball Daima so far?

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I'M SO GODDMAN LATE I MISSED THE FIRST SHOW, LIEUTENANT! THANK GOD IT WASN'T ONE WORTH A SHIT! BUT WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH ONE THAT IS! IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS OVER, LIEUTENANT!! I HOPE YOUR DUMBFUCK ASS REMEMBERED TO SET THE DVR!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING, NUMBNUTS?

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASING IT WITH?

Thoughts on getting BE S3 so soon but not Mashle S2?

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT LIEUTENANT, THOSE SHORT BUT SWEET 30 MINUTES IN WHICH WE WERE SUBJECTED TO SOMETHING TRULY DECENT HAVE REMINDED ME THAT THERE DO IN FACT EXIST PASSABLE SHOWS OUTSIDE OF THE SHIT HEAP SCHLOCK WE'RE FORCED TO CONTEND WITH EVERY SEVEN DAYS! DAN DA DAN, I FUCKING KNEEL! MAYBE SEASONAL SLOP ISN'T SO FUCKED AFTER ALL!

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL ARE YOU SNACKING ON BEHIND MY BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH?

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASIN' IT WITH?

Thoughts on the new bumpers?

Thoughts on Dan Da Dan?

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WE FUCKING WON, LIEUTENANT! WE'RE GETTING SEASONAL SLOP SCHLOCK THAT'S ONLY TWO SEASONS OLD AS OPPOSED TO TWO DECADES OLD! IS THIS A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME OR A RARE STROKE OF LUCK IN THIS SHITSTAIN BLOCK THAT'S OTHERWISE STILL ON LIFE SUPPORT?! I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY, TELL YA THE TRUTH! I GET PAID TO YELL AT YOU ETIHER WAY!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING YOU PIECE OF SHIT?

AND WHAT ARE YA CHASIN' IT WITH?

THOUGHTS ON DANDADAN JOINING THE LINE-UP?

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, LIEUTENANT! HOPNA IS GONNA KILL US ALL! THERE'S NO TIME, SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU LIEUTENANT (I GUESS) WHAT ARE YOU EATING FOR YOUR FINAL MEAL BEFORE WE ALL KICK THE BUCKET?!?!

WHAT ARE YOU CHASING IT WITH?

Final thoughts on Lazarus?

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WHAT KIND OF UNREALISTIC SLOP IS THIS, LIEUTENANT? AN ENTIRE ALL-AMERICAN ARMY CAN'T STOP ONE GUY WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PLOT ARMOR BUT A SINGLE SLANT-EYE IS ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM ON HIS TOES? AND WE HAVE DRAGON BALL BABIES COMING UP NEXT ON TOP OF THAT? THIS NIGHT CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY MORE UNPATRIOTIC IF IT TRIED, LIEUTENANT!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING YOU DAIMA DEFENDING DIPSHIT?

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASING IT WITH?

Father's Day plans?