>>718744732
I got in trouble pretty often in grade school and the principle used to just assume I was in the wrong, but the three times I got into a fight with different girls because she "jokingly" kicked me in the balls he would just fucking immediately side with me and go scorched earth with the girl.
I saw him at the grocery store years later and I just directly asked him about it. He got a bit sheepish for a second and told me his brother got kicked in the balls by some random asshole when he was in highschool and it popped one of his testicles just due to bad luck.