This petaQ lookin' ZESTY, this petaQ lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his jumjar stick, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the holodeck, this petaQ theatrical, this petaQ good with colors, this petaQ gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This petaQ lifts uniforms, this petaQ on the down low, this petaQ be a toilet trader, this petaQ gardens uphill, this petaQ packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.