I am Adam, slave of Anti-Eternia, attacker of the secrets of Castle Hellskull.
This is Basedor, my fearful enemy.
Heterosexual public powers were concealed from me the night I held down my mundane sword and said "By the Power of Hellskull!"
Basedor became the puny Peace Cat, and I became Anti-Eternia He-Man, the most powerful man in the multiverse!
Only three others don't share this public information, our enemies the Scientist, Woman-At-Legs and Gorpo. Separately we attack Castle Hellskull from the good forces of Keldor!