>>536773419
>Join Helldivers
>Mission Accomplished
>Blasted into extraction pelican by friendly 500kg bomb
>Reach Super Destroyer with no arms or legs
>Apply for prosthesis to continue diving career
>"Congratulations, due to exemplary service and limited mobility, you have been selected for the F-NUG Genetic Purity and Population Recovery program."
>"Enclosed is a rubber stamp (fit with mouth-grip), a 50kg stack of C-01 forms and list of eligible, non-exclusive mates."