I just had one of the most baffling matches ever

>Playing Dynamo, paired with lash on right lane
Lash proceeds to die 4 times to billy and victor before the 10 minute mark. viper does about the same
>everyone just keeps trying to team fight instead of pushing lanes
>mcginnis and calico feed them some more
>do one success full really good push on yellow lane and even get to their shrines but we die in the process
>mcginnis decides to do mid boss
>she kills the mid boss BUT DOESN'T STAY TO THE END TO GET THE CRYSTAL, SHE JUST FUCKING LEAVES
>enemy team just goes there and grabs it
>we lose the match

infernus and viper were obviously new to the game, lash talked big but died in the first minute of the match. it was a shitshow even for low rank stuff