>>513985199
>Get "assaulted" playfully with an empty beer can, like you're at a frat party
>Guy sees you're upset and apologizes
>"Defend yourself" 20 minutes later when the guy has his back turned and doesn't expect it
>Profit?
You're either a nigger, a retard, or a retarded nigger. It's frightening to think that someone like you could actually serve on a jury.