> “I had to go to the host meal and Kenan [Thompson], for some reason, wasn’t there. I usually didn’t go to the host meal unless Kenan went,” Jones shares. “But Taran [Killam] was there. And I remember turning to Taran and I was just making a joke. It was Trump, then Melania, then [producer] Lindsay Shookus, then Ivanka, and Jared [Kushner] was sitting beside me. And I had already noticed that Jared—because we were trying to share fish—he wouldn’t eat off the plate that I would eat on. So I already knew what was up. So I looked at Taran and I said, ‘If I kill this whole side of the table, maybe I’ll save the world.’ And then Taran was like, ‘Let me get my food to go first, because I don’t wanna be here when you do that.’ But I always think back, like, was I supposed to do it?” She adds: “I would’ve saved the world! I would be in jail, but I would’ve saved the world.”

In an alternate timelines Leslie Jones was just pardoned from federal prison and given the Presidential Medal of Freedom by Kamala Harris. Madame President Hillary Clinton also attended the ceremony, after having served two terms in office, ushering in a new wave of utopia in America.
In this reality, chuds are all considering transitioning into women. Instead of YWNBAW…it’s IWTBAW (I want to be a woman).
Chuds want to be women because after Kamala, AOC is the anointed one. In the future, only women will be president of the United States.

How do we make this a reality? Anyone got a Time Machine so Leslie Jones can save us?