>>61100420
Behold, gentlemen - the nuclear shit-test.
The Mother of All Shit-Tests.
The Little Boy of shit-tests, a bonafide, certified, all-in-one shit-test, ripe and ready to be dropped on He-roshima.
You see, "opening up" is the perfect shit-test, because whereas with most regular shit-tests, women try to tease something out of you, this one lets YOU do all the self-incrimination (so to speak.)
NEVER fucking open up to a woman. Countless millions of poor morons fell for that. I did too, once, when I was a younger man. I'm not that stupid anymore.
The real trick, my /biz/raelis, is to *pretend* like you're opening up with bullshit non-problems, so that a woman assumes you have no real problems.
Allow me to explain.
If you never open up to a woman, she'll do this gay retarded shit of "WAAAH YOU'RE NOT OPENING UP TO ME!"
But if you ever *actually* open up, she WILL fucking leave you.
The proper move here is to "open up" with some shit that she *wants* for you to say, but that's never actually opening up.
AKA,
>Damn, my coffee was cold today - this is the worst thing that's happened to me in a year...
And then you get her to make you coffee or some shit.
That's what women mean when they say you should "open up" to them.
They want to hear about your problems, but only as long as your problems aren't actually problems, but simply confirmations that you have no actual problems.
They do this because they are children.
Keep your eyes peeled, my fellow /biz/faggots.
P.S. I don't know what the hell spot is, baby, but I'm gonna need to see your assets, and I ain't talking about your portfolio. ;))
(Unless you're female [cock and balls] in which case, I retract the previous sentence.)
