>>718800713
I often fantasise about being some villainess' last loyal goon who manages to save her from the heroes at the last moment. She still loses but lives and we go on the run together. Being cynical, she would naturally question why I went through all the trouble instead of just abandoning her and that's when I'd roll out with the confession. She'd laugh at me of course, but change her demeanor and slowly soften, until we eventually formalise the relationship and settle down somewhere in the Swiss Alps.