>>60950267
>be me
>hopeless loser with bags full of rugs
>open dextools to watch my own funeral
>integrity dao trending like a fat dildo at the top
>tell myself “nah, you’ll fuck it up again”
>buy anyway cause i have zero self respect
>chart moons
>wallet up 3x
>i’m screaming at 4am “HOLY FUCK DAO”
>neighbors call cops
>cop asks why i’m smiling while broke
>show him wallet
>cop buys in too