imagine being an ant, you're automatically given a role, you're in a society where everyone knows their place and doesn't slack off. Ant societies run like a well-oiled machine y'know? Things get done properly, you probably will have a couple of nice ant drinking buddies when you share the occasional soda drop on the sidewalk. Ants have it so fucking good, why do I have to be a fucking human? I hate being a human, I want to turn into a ant bros. You guys may think I'm joking but I'm not. Did you know that ants are so cooperative that they even have their own way of running together? It's called tandem running. Imagine being in a society that is so connected, so alive, that you have your own way of FUCKING RUNNING

it's not fucking fair, why do they get paradise while I'm forced to live in a world where most people don't give a shit about maintaining law and order? I hate it here and I want to be an ant