>Blackest latinx country and Canonically represented by blacks (Pele, Vini Jr, Ronaldinho)
>Economically inferior to Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Chile, Costa Rica, Argentina, and Mexico
>now garbage in football, mogged by Argentina
>Less culturally relevant than Mexico, chicanos and argentina
>Mogged in nobel prizes by Argentina, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and Costa Rica
>Mogged in olympic golds by fucking Cuba (all time), Argentina and others (per capita)
>Mogged in catholicism (0 popes despite having the most catholics of any country - Argentina had a pope, USA has a fucking pope and every serious catholic european country has had one, most of them dozens or more)
>all this despite being the biggest LATAM country by far
Why is brazil so painfully mediocre?