>>519787764
>I was born in raised in NYC

No, you weren't

>and I’ll smash your skull open

No, you won't.

You seem a little worked up there, fella. Why don't you get in your truck and go on down to Cabela's to look at camo pattern jackets? Maybe stop at the Walmart on the way home to buy some Keystone and a frozen pizza for dinner?

You can keep your doors locked for the entire hour and twenty minute drive. You'll be nice and safe and if you're lucky the drivers of the 3 cars you pass won't make eye contact with you and give you a panic attack.

Horsey thread?