I think most people here could write a good story for at least one version.
If you've played JRPGs long enough, you probably already have your ideal story in mind.

This 200 pill free 5* light cone event feels like a huge bait they'll use to drain rolls right before they drop the most broken characters + light cones back to back for the remaining 3.x versions

Why is everyone acting like 200 rolls is nothing? The average for E0S1 is under 150. You don't hit 200 just by "rolling like usual"