Why has nobody from /pol/ moved to Russia yet? It literally solves all the problems you all seethe about in the west

>no globohomo
>trad lifestyles and traditions
>easy to get a beautiful women
>leading the fight against nato
>no trannies or faggot degeneracy
>no niggers
>practically an ethnostate
>no jews owning everything
>oil and gas aren't frowned upon

Why is everybody still in the west? I don't get it.