I'M SO FUCKING SORRY FOR EVERYTHING

Sorry, it was me
I sharted

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

>>534143053
>C1R0 Flins, C6 Aino, C0 Ineffa, C6 Sucrose
147k dps, 4 cost
>C0R1 Mavu, C0 Citlali, C0 Xilonen, C6 Bennet
140k dps, 4 cost
FLINS WON BIKEFAGS

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

I, FLOPvuika, the SHAME of all archons humbly kneel to:

Arlekino-sama, my master, whose banner I set as an objective yet failed to outsell, becoming attracted to femdom.

Citlali-sama, my one and only true love and other master, who has enabled my sales and my damage per second.

Bakunawa-sama, who beat me half to death and whom I shall never become stronger than.

Lynette-sama, Arlekino's daughter, whose cat ears allow her to beat me in fanart despite her relative irrelevance.

Furina-dono, who gets more porn than me despite looking like a prepubescent boy.

Xilonen-sama, whose technology enables my lifestyle and has bailed me out thousand of times.

Tabibito-sama, who saved me from certain death from Ronova-dono with her genius intellect and unmatched beauty (and who I am scared will steal Citlali-sama's love...)

Varesa-sama, whose boundless appetite I was never able to surpass in an eating competition.

Iansan-sama, who matched me in battle.

Neuvillette-sama, whose power I am scared of.

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

I apologize for being 34 years old

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

Mavuika: Sorry for flopping
Bike: Sorry for flopping too
Xilonen: Sorry for breaking your immersion
Iansan: Sorry for looking like a hilichurl
Kachina: Sorry for being useless
Mualani: Sorry for being clunky
Citlali: Sorry for not carrying Mavuika's banner a second time
Kinich: Sorry for my retarded pixel dragon
Ajaw: Sorry for existing
Varesa: Sorry for being fat
Ifa: Sorry for being black
Chasca: Sorry for being ugly
Ororon: Sorry for being gay with Ifa
Capitano: Sorry for jobbing and dying
>ALL OF NATLAN: WE ARE SORRY!

I apologize for having WAY too much ass

>tip top tier meta character who deal the toppest DPS in the entire game bar none with endgame content & high difficulty combat events very specifically shilling her have her very first rerun flopped
Explain this.

I'M SO FUCKING SORRY

Let's all laugh at this bum for flopping a second time.

I apologize for being 34 years old

I'm sorry I flopped...
I'm sorry my urbanslop killed the game...
I'm sorry my region ruined the immersion irreparably...

I apologize for having more ass than Skirk
I apologize for having more breast than Lumine