>HE WAS CACKLING ON THE PHONE LIKE E HEEHEHEHHEHEHE
>I SWEAR LIKE A COMIC BOOK VILLAIN. IT SCARED ME
>THEN HE SLAPPED ME AND SAID 'LET ME HOLD 20 DOLLARS'
>NOW I'M USED TO TEXAN HOSPITALITY SO I GAVE HIM A HUNDRED!!!
>I'M ALWAY GENEROUS TO STAFF, TELL EM HARRISON
>ANYWAY. HE TOOK OUT HIS HOG RIGHT THERE ON THE DESK AND SAID 'JONES THIS IS MY OFFICE NOW' BEFORE CALLING MY ANCESTORS LILY LIVERED COWARDS FOR FLEEING ON THE MAYFLOWER AND FIGHTING IN THE REVOLUTION
>AND HE SLAPPED ME AGAIN SO I GAVE HIM ANOTHER HUNDRED DOLLARS
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH